Long Distance Charges
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what
the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
When he was finished the devil informs him that
the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for
When she was finished the devil informs her that
cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes
him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4
When he was finished the devil informed him that
there would be no charge for the call and feel free
to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks
the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replied, "Since Obama became President
of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally
it’s a local call."