I found GOD!
There he was! Right there in front of me all the time!
Right there with his son "Jesus Christ" and significant other, "Mary Magdalene".
WOW! What a relief: To be able to talk to someone in charge!
Thank you God, Jesus, and Mary Magdalene,
for allowing us to be able to communicate with you this way.
I guess modern communications aren’t as bad as I thought!